The Little Book of Big Excuses: 420 Hilarious Excuses
£6.60
3 in stock
Need an excuse, not to go to work or school, or attend a meeting, or escape from a really boring person, or clean your room, or not to go to bed, or not do your homework, or not pay an invoice, or not go to a social event? Then look no further than inside the covers of this book. There are excuses for every occasion. If you do use one just remember which one, and who you used it on.
We offer no promises or guarantees that any of these excuses will be believed, but in the unlikely event that one or more are then please let us know. Our recommendation is that you just enjoy the humour, wit, and repartee of the world’s greatest bluffers, chancers, fantasists, and opportunists.
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