Boxing Day Poem Christmas Card
£172.87
3 in stock
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- VERSE …But first you must expel the beast And so you start to strain, You bite down on a piece of wood To take away the pain. But oh my god, it’s bloody huge It’s like you’re giving birth! You sweat and push and swear and shake And Strain for all you’re worth. And then that magic moment comes, That fills your soul with cheer, A turd the size of King Kong’s arm Emerges from your rear. And like a bomb it hits the pan Thus lightening your mood, And making room inside your guts For lots more Christmas food! Have a great Christmas!
- FOREST STEWARDSHIP COUNCIL (FSC) certified paper is used across our entire range: We prioritize responsible sourcing of materials for our cards. Therefore, we exclusively use Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified paper throughout our entire range. The FSC certification guarantees that the paper used in our cards is sourced from responsibly managed forests, promoting sustainable forestry practices and supporting the protection of natural habitats.
- EMOTIONAL RESCUE was established before the ark (about 30 years ago) and we have been providing tip-top and tickety-boo cards ever since: Emotional Rescue is a well-established greetings card publisher with a rich history spanning approximately 30 years. Since our inception, we have been dedicated to creating high-quality cards that bring joy and laughter to people’s lives. Our commitment to excellence and delivering top-notch cards remains unwavering throughout our long-standing presence in the industry.
Text: Poem about poo
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